Comments on: Fifty (More) Swifties http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/ In a mad world, all blogging is psychiatry blogging Fri, 24 Jul 2015 07:44:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.3 By: BeefSnakStikR http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-216284 Wed, 01 Jul 2015 06:55:42 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-216284 “An author should never steal a copy of his own novel,” said Nabokov selfishly.

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]]> By: Tom Davies http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-215155 Thu, 25 Jun 2015 01:56:44 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-215155 “These naughty, energetic games make me giggle”, Tom said synergistically

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]]> By: Anthony http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214471 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 18:13:14 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214471 “We’ve converted our weigh-in program to metric”, Tom expounded.

“I’ve sold the last of my mining holdings to Rio Tinto”, Tom exclaimed.

“My new quad-copter has a 4 megapixel camera with video, 45 minute flight time, a range of 2 miles, only weighs two pounds …”, Tom droned.

“My last girlfriend still booty-calls me once in a while because she likes it rough”, Tom expounded.

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]]> By: Douglas Knight http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214361 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 02:20:57 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214361 No, that’s a Tom Swifty.

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]]> By: ADifferentAnonymously http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214340 Mon, 22 Jun 2015 21:17:41 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214340 “Female pleasure is very important” said Tom heroically.

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]]> By: Bryan Hann http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214272 Mon, 22 Jun 2015 16:08:14 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214272 “…and so, at last, we come to the conclusion that, contrary to our initial supposition, no member of our class of functions decreases on the stated interval, thus proving…” droned the lecturer monotonically.

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]]> By: Bryan Hann http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214271 Mon, 22 Jun 2015 16:05:00 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214271 “I know what you mean” Tom said to the taxidermist inferringly.

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]]> By: Bryan Hann http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214270 Mon, 22 Jun 2015 16:01:56 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214270 “Have you ever been abducted by aliens?” Tom asked probingly.

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]]> By: Bryan Hann http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214265 Mon, 22 Jun 2015 15:26:29 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214265 Tom read a book “On the Smuggling of Marine Mammals” for illegal porpoises.

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]]> By: Bryan Hann http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/15/fifty-more-swifties/#comment-214264 Mon, 22 Jun 2015 15:20:51 +0000 http://slatestarcodex.com/?p=3676#comment-214264 “I don’t see any point in this at all!” complained the set theorist, categorically.

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