Comments on: Fifty Swifties

By: fubarobfusco

fubarobfusco — Sun, 24 Aug 2014 23:41:02 +0000

“Are you going to wear your new raccoon suit this year? I’m going as a fox, same as usual,” Tom conferred.

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By: Cameron Shea

Cameron Shea — Sat, 23 Aug 2014 16:48:39 +0000

“If only I had the energy to write down what groceries I need to buy,” Tom said listlessly.

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By: zz

zz — Fri, 22 Aug 2014 14:39:25 +0000

“I’m going to write a minimalist, functional programming language,” ~~Tom~~ Gerald schemed.

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By: Luke Somers

Luke Somers — Wed, 20 Aug 2014 02:36:33 +0000

(commence missing the point in 3, 2, 1…)
If the buggers are in fortifications, that makes them extra-easy to take out… what would effective fortifications consist of? Simply strong points of counterfire? Space-stretching to reduce the effective radius?

Non-‘molecular’ matter like neutronium? (metals aren’t molecular, but the MD seemed not to observe this nicety)

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By: Vulture

Vulture — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 12:50:45 +0000

“Shariah law is pretty clear about the punishment for thievery,” Tom said offhandedly.

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By: Steve Reilly

Steve Reilly — Sun, 17 Aug 2014 02:59:06 +0000

Nice. “Fine, face the other way,” said Tom, analytically.

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By: Vulture

Vulture — Sun, 17 Aug 2014 02:56:34 +0000

“We’re relatives, it won’t be weird if we share a sleeping bag,” Tom said insistently.

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 16 Aug 2014 17:55:15 +0000

“Everyone can send in their resignation notices online,” Tom said equitably.

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 16 Aug 2014 17:42:29 +0000

“Shut up, Mr. Harvey Oswald,” said Tom too quietly.

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By: Evan Thomas

Evan Thomas — Sat, 16 Aug 2014 09:31:39 +0000

(First three come from a friend, who wasn’t going to post them, but I couldn’t not share them! Rest are mine, and all are original as far as we know.)

“I am a universal blood donor,” said Tom ominously.
“This insect left the hive and went independent,” said Tom arrogantly.
“Throw the explosive at your enemy’s stomach to kill him for sure,” said Tom absentmindedly.
“My cousin’s such a parasite,” said Tom relativistically.
“I spilled orange soda on my keyboard,” said Tom fantastically.
“Joe’s having a huge sale on saplings today,” Tom said histrionically.
“I got an amazing deal on this camping equipment,” said Tom penitently.
“I’m going to use this lumber to make a dining room set for Richard,” Tom said predictably.
“I’m always making people laugh with my zany antics,” said Tom icily.
“I’ve concocted a cure for Epstein-Barr,” Tom said monotonically.
“I have a full tank of oxygen with my scuba gear,” said Tom erroneously.
“My best friend has a degree from Hebrew University,” said Tom gradually.
“Is this tiny street behind my nemesis’ building?” wondered Superman dyslexically.

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